Couples are always hiring me to stand next to their fake electric fireplaces and pop my knuckles, knees, hips, etc to simulate the sound of a real log burning. They can enjoy a few romantic nights this way but inevitably one or both of them develops an insatiable lust for my hypermobile and easily-injured joints and their relationship falls apart
![katelouisepowell:
“‘Give Pigeons A Chance’
A drawing for all of the magical and misunderstood birds
[prints]
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